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An accident seemed like an opportunity to locals around as they surrounded a milk tanker involved in the crash. The tanker was hit from behind by a speeding truck in the city, leading to the death of the truck driver. Locals were quick to surround the milk tanker with utensils, bottles and plastic containers, trying to loot milk coming out of the tanker.

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thedailypoor

August 16, 2024, 3:48

What trolls see when they look North

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thedailypoor

August 15, 2024, 2:13

The myth of consensual quitting. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask? ㅤ

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thedailypoor

August 15, 2024, 0:34

You signed up for a free trial subscription service and clicked "agree to terms" for it? Sorry, guess that means you can't sue us after our negligence killed your wife

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"We're gonna make an airless, barren, frozen rock livable but we can't have cows farting on earth, guys!"
-soyentists

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If elected, TIM WALZ would be the first U.S. vice president whose name can be written entirely with straight lines.

If you're not convinced, you're not paying attention.

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thedailypoor

August 14, 2024, 21:06

Oh no! What are you gonna do, Illinois poorcels?

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