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February 25, 2026, 9:04
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February 15, 2026, 13:03
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February 15, 2026, 13:02
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November 6, 2026, 13:10
#BTC/USDT UPDATE
BTC is back above the key level, and holding above it would be a positive sign for a potential bounce from here.
The pattern will be invalidated if we get a candle close below $74,910.
$btc
dirtymemeshub
February 12, 2026, 15:24
Market Updates (12th February 2026)
📊 The U.S. labor market added 130,000 nonfarm payrolls last month, more than double the 55,000 jobs expected by the Dow Jones consensus estimate. The better-than-expected report also showed the unemployment rate in January decreased to 4.3%, its lowest level since August.
📊 Job growth in January was better than any month in 2025, but Wednesday’s report still wasn’t all positive. Most of the month’s job growth was concentrated in health care-related fields.
📊 Traders increasingly see the Federal Reserve keeping interest rates steady until at least June, which could have tempered investor enthusiasm.
📊 The House of Representatives last night voted to overturn President Donald Trump’s tariffs on Canada. Several Republicans joined all but one Democrat to pass the resolution, 219-211, in a symbolic, but likely futile, rebuke of Trump’s keystone economic policy.
📌 McDonald’s beat Wall Street’s fourth-quarter expectations on the top- and bottom-lines yesterday, reporting a nearly 7% boost in domestic same-store sales that it chalked up to popular promotions. The positive results are a sign that the fast-food chain’s focus on value has paid off.
📌 Wall Street is itching for more IPOs out of the tech sector. But for now, they’ll have to wait. Action in tech capital markets is currently focused on debt, as the sector’s hyperscalers race to fund their artificial intelligence buildout plans. A UBS report last month estimated that global tech and AI-related debt issuance could hit $990 billion this year, up from $710 billion in 2025.
📌 Oracle and Alphabet have so far made the biggest corporate debt sales, but Amazon, Meta
and Tesla have indicated they could be not far behind. The prospect of nearly $1 trillion in debt sales, as well as megacap tech’s massive 2026 spending projections, has lit up warning lights for some investors concerned about an AI bubble.
Source: CNBC, AP
Summarized by: Market Quickies (https://t.me/markets_quickies)
dirtymemeshub
February 11, 2026, 14:15
Market Updates (11th February 2026)
📊 The Dow Jones consensus sees payrolls increasing by 55,000 in the month, marginally higher than December’s gain of 50,000. This morning’s report comes on the heels of several other recent economic data points, which have pointed to a struggling labor market.
📊 December retail sales data released yesterday also showed consumer activity slowed significantly in the month. Stock futures are higher heading into the report. The S&P 500 fell 0.33% yesterday, as financial stocks faced investor concerns around artificial intelligence’s threat to the sector.
📌 Ford reported its worst quarterly earnings miss in four years yesterday, the automaker said roughly $900 million in unexpected tariff costs were to blame, as well as the impact of a fire at an aluminum plant that supplies Ford’s F-Series pickup trucks.
📌 Shares of Moderna are more than 10% lower before the bell this morning after the drugmaker announced yesterday that the Food and Drug Administration has refused to review its application for an experimental flu shot.
Source: CNBC, AP
Summarized by: Market Quickies (https://t.me/markets_quickies)
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February 10, 2026, 16:39
Market Updates (10th February 2026)
📊 Stock futures are little changed this morning after all three major averages posted gains to start the week.
📊 Tech stocks lifted the overall market yesterday, helping the S&P 500 notch its second day in a row of gains. The Dow Jones Industrial Average also reached new intraday and closing records.
📊 Shares of Oracle rose 9% in the session. Microsoft and Broadcom both added more than 3%, while Nvidia and Meta closed more than 2% higher. The gains in the sector follow last week’s tech stock rout, which saw Big Tech lose more than $1 trillion from their market caps.
📊 Shares of Spotify and CVS Health are moving before the bell this morning after reporting earnings. Spotify is up more than 10% after reporting a jump in users, while CVS is more than 2% lower despite a top- and bottom-line beat.
📊 On the economic data front, investors will get the latest retail sales numbers this morning, which are expected to show a 0.5% gain on the month. All eyes are still on tomorrow’s big jobs report. The January release was originally scheduled for last week but delayed by the partial government shutdown.
📌 Shares of Coca-Cola are lower this morning after the beverage company reported mixed results for its fourth quarter. Adjusted earnings per share were better than expected for the period, but adjusted revenue came in at $11.82 billion — short of the $12.03 billion Wall Street was expecting.
📌 Alphabet is preparing to spend big on artificial intelligence. At the same time, the Google parent is acknowledging the risks. The tech giant plans to raise $20 billion from a U.S. dollar bond sale to fund its AI build-out, according to people familiar with the matter. Alphabet said in its earnings report last week that its capital expenditures in 2026 could more than double those of 2025.
📌 Target is shifting its resources in hopes of fixing its in-store experience problem. In an internal memo obtained by CNBC, the retailer said Monday that it is increasing store staffing but cutting around 500 jobs at distribution centers and regional offices.
Source: CNBC, AP
Summarized by: Market Quickies (https://t.me/markets_quickies)
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February 9, 2026, 16:03
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February 9, 2026, 16:00
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February 9, 2026, 15:59
Market Updates (9th February 2026) 📈
📊 The S&P 500 and Nasdaq Composite also rallied in Friday’s session, but the two indexes still logged losses on the week. After leading the market rout earlier in the week, tech stocks recovered with sizable gains.
📊 Bitcoin also got in on the recovery rally. The cryptocurrency rebounded back above $70,000 on Friday, just a day after a sharp sell-off saw it nearly fall below $60,000.
That drop had put bitcoin at its lowest level since October 2024 and more than 50% off its record high.
📊 Stocks climb higher this morning as traders look ahead to Wednesday’s big jobs report and Friday’s consumer price index reading.
📌 Novo Nordisk is suing Hims & Hers over the telehealth provider’s copycat versions of Novo’s Wegovy obesity pill and injections.
Source: CNBC, AP
Summarized by: Market Quickies (https://t.me/markets_quickies)