2972. "Helium Synthesis"

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'Our lawyers were worried because it turns out the company inherits its debt from the parent universe, but luckily cosmic inflation reduced it to nearly zero.'

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'If we can get a brood of 13-year cicadas going, we might have a chance at making this happen before the oceans evaporate under the expanding sun.'

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2971. "Celestial Event"

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'If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.'

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2970. "Meteor Shower PSA"

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