#Amazing_Fact

🙈 The kindest thing today

A café has developed a sensor that opens doors only when it detects a smile.

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#Amazing_Animals

🐅 Lions prefer to just lie in the shade and rest for about twenty hours a day.

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1.5 more hours to get a bid in ~

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We are in the adult den!!!

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schizosteading

August 9, 2024, 23:13

For years man has sought to merge the virtues of the muffin-top and the cookie for the mythical breakfast cookie ... Behold!

Banana-Chocolate Muffin-Top Cookies

Dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl:
-3 c. flour
-tsp good salt
-500mg Niacin (one reg. dose of nicotinic acid, optional, but recommended)

Wet ingredients in a separate bowl:
-1 c. cold butter, sliced into pieces to process
- ½ cup cane sugar
- ½ cup brown sugar
- 2 overripe bananas
- 2 tsp vanilla extract

Hand mixer works best to blend up - cold butter is difficult to work with but if the pieces end up ¼" bits you're fine. Mixture will be pretty viscous.

-add 2 eggs to the wet mixture, one at a time
-mix tsp baking soda dissolved in hot water

-add wet ingredients to the dry until it's all mixed
-mix in 2 cups chocolate chips

Mixture will be creamy but firm enough to hold form.

2 Tbsp batter/cookie, 2" separated on cookie sheet should give you 30-32 cookies.
Middle rack@350 til tops brown a bit like in photo.

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𝕬𝖗𝖐𝖍𝖆𝖒 𝕱𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖘

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THE REAL REASON THEY REMOVE THE BELLS

Follow for more t.me/foundhistory

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Newest YCH page for The Throat Goat!

Flambé bites off way more than he can chew with pissing off a pizza delivery person. Always remember to be grateful to delivery service people and tip graciously~

If you'd like to be the pizza delivery guy, the starting bid is $150. Minimum bid increase of $10. Autobid is $600.

Current bid:

Deadline is 5/9 11:59pm EST.

To place a bid, DM @thurstonhowl.

This will be compiled into a physical book, so you will be asked to sign a character release :3

(Art by Iudicium, writing by us!)

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Newest YCH page for The Throat Goat!

Flambé bites off way more than he can chew with pissing off a pizza delivery person. Always remember to be grateful to delivery service people and tip graciously~

If you'd like to be the pizza delivery guy, the starting bid is $120. Minimum bid increase of $10. Autobid is $600.

Current bid:

Deadline is 5/9 11:59pm EST.

To place a bid, DM @thurstonhowl.

This will be compiled into a physical book, so you will be asked to sign a character release :3

(Art by Iudicium, writing by us!)

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HOLE IMPROVEMENT STORE

Holes are made for doing. That's the power of the hole depot~ *theme music plays*

if you're interested, the YCH details are here! —> https://forms.gle/XtNBSartTGSoBFFm6

🎨: @statiik_art

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Hey all!

We are re-opening the magazine #OHMURR from Weasel Press~

To get the first returning issue out, we'd love to get some NSFW furry short stories or nonfiction essays! We are offering $20 flat for each that is accepted. No more than 6k words. Needs to be a .doc or .docx submission. Please email to thurstonhowl@fenrispublishing.com by May 10th.

If you don't know about #OHMURR, it's a furry NSFW magazine that features short stories, essays, artwork, interviews, product reviews, ads from furry makers, and more!

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