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Old World Syncretism; Hyperborean Homesteading; Christian Alchemy
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schizosteading
February 5, 2026, 9:36
schizosteading
February 5, 2026, 0:12
DEAR SPARTANS.
THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ONGOING ISSUE WITH PEOPLE NOT SEEING THEIR TOKENS IN TRUST WALLET.
ONE REASON COULD BE YOUR NETWORK. BUT IN CASE IT IS NOT THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1. UPDATE TRUST WALLET/ RESTART PHONE
2. REIMPORT CONTRACT ADDRESS
3. IN SECTION THAT SAYS MANAGE CRYPTO THERES A BOX THAT SAYS HIDE ASSETS <0.01 USD. UNCHECK THAT BOX.
IF YOU STILL CANNOT SEE YOUR TOKENS CONTACT TRUST WALLET. THERES NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.
DM ADMIN FOR CONTRACT ADDRESS
THIS METHOD WORKS FOR AAST AND OUR PRESALE TOKEN AFRIQT
schizosteading
January 16, 2026, 14:33
HAVE A BLESSED DAY AHEAD SPARTANΒ Β Β SEE YOU ALL SOON _JESAMπππππππππ
schizosteading
January 14, 2026, 23:23
COMPLIMENTS GREAT SPARTANS.
WE WERE AT THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT EARLIER TODAY PURSUANT TO THE BAIL HEARING SLATED FOR TODAY.
WHEN THE MATTER WAS CALLED, THE DEFENCE COUNSEL INFORMED THE COURT THAT JUST YESTERDAY EVENING, THE EFCC SERVED THEM WITH A RESPONSE TO THE BAIL APPLICATION.
IN THE RESPONSE, THE EFCC RAISED ISSUES THAT REQUIRED VERY ROBUST REPLY TO ADEQUATELY DEAL WITH THE MATTER.
IN VIEW OF THE FACT THAT CONTINUATION OF HEARING IS SCHEDULED ON THIS MATTER FOR THE 22ND, THE DEFENCE ASKED THE COURT TO NOW TAKE THE BAIL APPLICATION MOTION ON THE 22ND ALONG WITH THE HEARING.
THE COURT GRANTED THE REQUEST BEING THAT THE DEFENCE WAS STILL WITHIN TIME.
CASE WAS CONSEQUENTLY ADJOURNED TO 22ND JANUARY FOR BAIL MOTION AND CONTINUATION OF HEARING.
schizosteading
August 9, 2024, 23:13
For years man has sought to merge the virtues of the muffin-top and the cookie for the mythical breakfast cookie ... Behold!
Banana-Chocolate Muffin-Top Cookies
Dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl:
-3 c. flour
-tsp good salt
-500mg Niacin (one reg. dose of nicotinic acid, optional, but recommended)
Wet ingredients in a separate bowl:
-1 c. cold butter, sliced into pieces to process
- Β½ cup cane sugar
- Β½ cup brown sugar
- 2 overripe bananas
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
Hand mixer works best to blend up - cold butter is difficult to work with but if the pieces end up ΒΌ" bits you're fine. Mixture will be pretty viscous.
-add 2 eggs to the wet mixture, one at a time
-mix tsp baking soda dissolved in hot water
-add wet ingredients to the dry until it's all mixed
-mix in 2 cups chocolate chips
Mixture will be creamy but firm enough to hold form.
2 Tbsp batter/cookie, 2" separated on cookie sheet should give you 30-32 cookies.
Middle rack@350 til tops brown a bit like in photo.
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schizosteading
January 10, 2026, 6:47
schizosteading
May 2, 2025, 19:10
Newest YCH page for The Throat Goat!
FlambΓ© bites off way more than he can chew with pissing off a pizza delivery person. Always remember to be grateful to delivery service people and tip graciously~
If you'd like to be the pizza delivery guy, the starting bid is $150. Minimum bid increase of $10. Autobid is $600.
Current bid:
Deadline is 5/9 11:59pm EST.
To place a bid, DM @thurstonhowl.
This will be compiled into a physical book, so you will be asked to sign a character release :3
(Art by Iudicium, writing by us!)
schizosteading
January 10, 2026, 5:39
GOOD MORNING GREAT SPARTAN π
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THIS TIME, ALT SEASON IS STARTING A YEAR LATER THAN USUAL. πππ
2016 = BREAKOUT AND RETEST π
2017 = ALT SEASON π
2020 = BREAKOUT AND RETEST π
2021 = ALT SEASON π
2025 = BREAKOUT AND RETEST π
2026 = ALT SEASON?π
BUY MORE AAST FOR YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE ,
YOUR LIFE CHANGE IN 2026 A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, IF YOU CAN SEE ? ππππππππππππ
schizosteading
April 25, 2025, 18:36
HOLE IMPROVEMENT STORE
Holes are made for doing. That's the power of the hole depot~ *theme music plays*
if you're interested, the YCH details are here! β> https://forms.gle/XtNBSartTGSoBFFm6
π¨: @statiik_art
schizosteading
January 1, 2026, 11:25