📰Clarity or Chaos? US House Moves to Strip SEC’s Power in Shock Crypto Overhaul

Yello, Paradisers! Could this bill flip the entire U.S. crypto game and leave the SEC sidelined forever?

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🆕BREAKING:

📰 US CPI comes in at 2.4% yoy (est. 2.5%)
Core CPI hits 2.8% yoy (est. 2.9%)

inflation drops slightly below expectations, markets may breathe a little easier, but the fed will be watching closely.

Stay Tuned❗🌴

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⚠️ Volatility Alert: Major CPI Data Incoming

U.S. CPI data drops today at 6:00 PM IST (Less than 1 hour), and it could be a market mover.

This one’s big—possibly the most important release of the quarter.

Here’s the cheat sheet Paradisers:

🔥Above 2.3% ➜ Bearish
🔥Exactly 2.3% ➜ Neutral
🔥Below 2.3% ➜ Bullish

Volatility will spike. Stay Tuned❗🌴

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🆕BREAKING: U.S. and China Conclude Trade Talks in London, Says U.S. Official

High-level trade talks between the U.S. and China have officially wrapped up in London, according to a senior U.S. official.

Paradisers, is a new deal on the horizon, or just calm before the next clash?

Stay tuned❗🌴

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📰Meet Huma Finance: Where Global Credit Moves at Internet Speed

💎Yello, PrivateParadisers! If someone told you $4 trillion is sitting around doing nothing, you’d assume it was a government department or a Marvel villain’s retirement fund. But in reality, it’s just how the legacy financial system handles cross-border payments, prefunding accounts, waiting days for settlements, and charging small businesses for the privilege of inefficiency.

💎Enter Huma Finance, a protocol that decided enough was enough and set out to redesign global liquidity from first principles.

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📰Did Paraguay Just Make Bitcoin Legal Tender, or Was It All a Hack Job?

Yello Paradisers! Is Latin America’s next big crypto adoption already here, or was it just a hacker pulling strings behind a president’s keyboard?

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🆕BREAKING: Paraguay Government Reports Irregular Activity on President Peña’s X Account

Officials confirm suspicious activity on President Peña’s X account, raising concerns over the recent tweet about Paraguay legalizing Bitcoin in the country.

Stay Tuned❗🌴

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🆕BREAKING: MicroStrategy Buys 1,045 Bitcoins Worth $110 Million

Michael Saylor adds once again, 1,045 BTC purchased at an average price of $106,495, totaling $110 million.

Stay Tuned❗🌴

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📰Is Trump Media About to Pour $12 Billion Into Bitcoin? Speculation Erupts After Surprise Securities Offering

Yello, Paradisers! What if Trump Media isn’t just fundraising, but stealthily preparing to go full MicroStrategy?

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📰Elon Just Lost $27 Billion Fighting Trump—Is This the End of Musk’s MAGA Era?

Paradisers! That’s the question haunting the corridors of Congress and Silicon Valley alike, after Elon Musk’s $27 billion wealth wipeout in just days—fallout from a bitter political war with President Trump.

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