/r/Jokes
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Динамика подписчиков
Подписчиков у канала «/r/Jokes»: 1 679. Отток за последние 30 дней: 10 (-0,6 %). Средний охват поста за сутки около 50, вовлечённость 3 %.
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| 11 ноя | 1 679 | −1 | 8 | 44 |
| 10 ноя | 1 680 | 0 | 7 | 57 |
| 9 ноя | 1 680 | −9 | 7 | 52 |
| 12 окт | 1 689 | – | 0 | – |
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Когда публикует
Время по UTC. 44 поста за 90 дней.
Последние посты
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First round After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Heineken's president sits down and says, "I would like the world's most recognizable green bottled beer, a Heineken please." The bartender grabs one, pops the cap and hands it over. Then Budweiser's president says, "Give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser please." The bartender hands him one. Coors' president says, "I'd like the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors Banquet please." The bartender serves one up, ice cold. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "I'll have a Coke please." The other brewery presidents look over at him, puzzled and ask, "Why...
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A hacker called me. He said he had all my passwords. I said, “Hold on. I’m getting a pen.” “What are they?” https://redd.it/1xtyrep @r_jokes
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Wedding At a wedding ceremony, the Vicar asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. Everything quickly turned to chaos when a woman carrying a child started walking towards the front. Everybody was surprised, shocked, and the bride even fainted. The Vicar asked the woman if she had anything to say. The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back. https://redd.it/1xto5qb @r_jokes
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It's still my Cake day and just in time for Thanksgiving: "Boys have a thing and girls don't." One November afternoon when my daughter was in kindergarten, I picked her up after school. She bobbed out to the car and crawled into the back seat. "What did you do today?" I asked. She couldn't wait to tell me. "We learned that boys are different from girls" she chirped. Looking into the rearview mirror, I could just see the top of her head. "My teacher told us that boys have a thing and girls don't," she added. "Well, yes they do..." I said cautiously. I couldn't think of anything else to say, so we were quiet for a moment. Then she piped up again. "That's how girls know that boys are boys...
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A Greek, a Turk and an Iranian get a table at a restaurant. The waiter comes over to take their order. The Greek says, "Something Greek." The Turk says, "Something Turkish." The Iranian says, "Something Persian." The waiter sighs, and says, "I'll get you each a kebab." https://redd.it/1xtlnf0 @r_jokes
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Had to quit stand up comedy because it was getting too dangerous. A guy laughed so hard he had a heart attack and died. His family were livid. Wanted me arrested for humourcide. I thought, come on, mans laughter, at best. https://redd.it/1xtgrjr @r_jokes
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I just realized it's my cake day, so here's a favorite... NSFW I remember the first time I made love to my wife. After we finished, I asked her: "Am I the first one?" She sighed, looked at me and said: "Why does everyone always ask me that?" https://redd.it/1xt5dwi @r_jokes
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The real story? After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" he inquired. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain." And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balan...
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The Hangover Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, and clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son sa...
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Two women, both named Rachel, meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. They go to the town baker to get their wedding cake. After they describe what they want, the baker says to them, "I'm not comfortable making a cake for your wedding" The two women were stunned. They both shrieked, "Is it because we're lesbian" "No, of course not. I just don't believe in inter Rachel marriages." https://redd.it/1xt2i6k @r_jokes
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There's a reason World War I ended exactly on the eleventh day of the eleventh month (11/11/1918) They needed to make sure the Americans stopped fighting on the same date everyone else did. https://redd.it/1xsbc86 @r_jokes
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A wife came home to find her husband having coffee with another woman. Before she could scream he said, “Relax, she’s here to see you. Meet Carole.” “She’s married to your boyfriend.” https://redd.it/1xq7iah @r_jokes
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Two women, both named Rachel, meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. They go to the town baker to get their wedding cake. After they describe what they want, the baker says to them, "I'm not comfortable making a cake for your wedding" The two women were stunned. They both shrieked, "Is it because we're lesbian" "No, of course not. I just don't believe in inter Rachel marriages." https://redd.it/1xt2i6k @r_jokes
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I was woken up by oral sex this one time. I never fell asleep on the subway with my mouth open again. https://redd.it/1xq4hmi @r_jokes
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I want a gun that shoots out wooden benches, instead of bullets. I'd walk into a church with no seating and be like: pew pew pew. pew pew. pew pew pew https://redd.it/1xs3go3 @r_jokes
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The Bathroom Scale The wife of a Mathematics teacher buys her husband a bathroom Scale. He excitedly exclaims that now he can tell how much his poop weighs. The wife, a bit Puzzled, asks, how? The Husband says, well if I take my weight before and after, I can take the difference, and it tells me the weight of my poop. A few days later the Mathematics teacher's Brother, an engineer, is visiting. They get to talking and the husband mentions his wife's gift and how he loves to use the scale to find the weight of his poop, and that he is welcome to try it out. A few moments later the engineer use the bathroom to poop, but remembers his brothers offer. A few more moments later the en...
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My wife was standing naked. My wife was standing naked, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel terrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Well your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started... https://redd.it/1xsm8i9 @r_jokes
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Yo mama so fat they did a story on how fat she was on the Channel 3 news. I switched to Channel 7 and you could still see her ass in the corner of the screen. https://redd.it/1xr78ol @r_jokes
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My wife is furious with me. She realized I was cheating when she found the letter that I had hidden. We're never playing Scrabble again. https://redd.it/1xqotbr @r_jokes
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You never really know people I heard recently that a local barber was arrested for dealing drugs. I’ve been going to him for ten years and never knew he was a barber. https://redd.it/1xpuit8 @r_jokes
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Вопросы о канале «/r/Jokes»
Сколько подписчиков у канала «/r/Jokes»?
У канала «/r/Jokes» (@r_jokes) 1 679 подписчиков на 12 ноября 2026 г.
Растёт ли канал «/r/Jokes»?
Сейчас нет. Отток за последние 30 дней: 10 (-0,6 %).
Сколько человек видят пост в канале «/r/Jokes»?
Средний пост набирает около 50 просмотров за 24 часа, это примерно 3 % подписчиков (ERR).
О чём канал «/r/Jokes»?
Канал в категории «Юмор и развлечения», язык постов: английский. Описание канала: «Hot jokes from /r/Jokes. Discussion: https://telegram.me/r_channels»
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По числу подписчиков: №314 в категории «Юмор и развлечения», №6 205 среди каналов на языке «английский», №7 018 в мире.
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