Pirate Pickup | Strategies of Seduction

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How to realize that she WANTS you??? Tip #235 Pirates, today's VERY brief sign: if a girl, if HOTTIE, has talked to you about sex, then THIS MEANS that ........................🧨 she doesn't mind having it. ALL!!! Take it and don't doubt it, 95% of the time she is.

Cheating in Tinder, Tip #234 CREW!!! You ask for MORE cheat schemes from tinder, and here I came across one today: ... You chat with a babe, she HINTS that she wishes to have sex with you and offers to meet ... AT YOUR HOUSE!!! ⚠️But before that⚠️ BEFORE THAT she means to "relax" and use illegal substances - and will ask you to either bring herbs with you, or ask you to go pick up the "purchase". 🧨......................🧨 And you'll get busted by the cops, bro, turns out there was such a HELL of a case, so think twice about agreeing to it.

How Girls Manipulate Us, Tip #233 Sailor, from the very beginning of a relationship, babes start to manipulate us, they wanna know... ....... what material this pirate is made of! They wanna know how much you depend on her. It starts off innocuously, "can you pick me up in a cab?" or "can you print out an essay," and... .... And THEN it can escalate into constant catering to her interests (you WON'T notice), so there's a rule in pickup: FIRST TIME. ...🌶 Ignore her requests, just ignore ALL requests, even small ones. Then, when you get sex, you can make some concessions.

SEX TIP #232 A real sea wolf will NEVER ask a girl after sex if she experienced an ORGASM!!! ...🏴☠️ It's kind of a manifestation of NOTHING, pirate, if there was one, you would definitely notice it)))) And if there wasn't. well why put her in an uncomfortable position and make her lie? Learn how to have sex better🏴☠️

FRIENDZONE, Tip #231 Crew, pirates, have been REALLY asking questions about #friendzone lately, today a younger asked: "CAAAP!!! You say the Friendzone needs to be made clear that the Friendzone doesn't suit me. How?!" ........🧨 Ship's CAPITAN answers: you need to tell/text her: "Sarah, I'm not interested in your friendzone. I like you as a woman, not as a friend. I don't see the point in communicating as friends - think about it and call me if you have something to say." ..,,,,.,..,,.,,,,.....,,,,,,.,,....,,,,...♠️ Get it?!! HONESTY - the strongest weapon of a pirate, if you put the question in this way, in these terms, she will instantly realize that she sees a MAN - coz she has...

Correspondence Tip #230 Here is PSYCHOLOGICAL advice, sailor, look here: if you understand, you yourself are aware of what you say, conduct yourself in correspondence... SHY, .............🧨 then a word of advice: think about HOW HER TIRED of indecisive guys!!! 99% of guys are BAD, embarrassed to get into intimate jokes and topics. In short, think NOT ABOUT YOU, but about her and what she wants - and she wants determination, pirate, first and foremost!!!

Tip #229, Refusals I have never, NEVER brought this up yet (cause it's all obvious to me), but... How do you respond to rejections? ......🧨 As a cool story, PIRAT, just trust me - you can't think of better advice. When I get rejected, I just LOL at it and enjoy telling my friends. It just has to be brought up in me.

Kissing Tip #228 Crew!!! I haven't given kissing tips in YEARS (cuz I ran out lol), BUT!!!! BUT!!! ..🧨 Here's a reminder: while kissing, DO NOT be embarrassed to make pleasure sounds - don't growl like an ANIMAL, but all sorts of soft "mmm", smacking and unobtrusive (!!!) pleasure sounds WANTED!!! ..💣💣💣💣💣 That way the girl will understand, PIRAT, she'll understand that you're enjoying yourself too and will be more turned on😏

Life Hacks for MASTERS #227 Well, this one takes a lot of confidence, but that tip is TOP! In short, PIRATE, on a clear day you go to a city movie theater, and somewhere nearby you walk up to a hottie (just the HOT one), and you tell her : .. - Hi! Can you tell me, please, where is the movie theater around here? ..🏴☠️ She'll show you it, and you're like, "Great! Come with me to the session, it's in ten minutes." ..🔥 Just be, be prepared that you're going to be DENIED a lot: some people are in a hurry, and for some it's too fast (especially if you don't know how to push), but in general - Top tip, fun, will pump your STRENGTH, and trust me - if you've talked your way...