Dammit, English!

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POS, an acronym for "parents over my shoulder," is used by teens in online correspondence to alert people on the other side of the screen. POS is commonly followed by the words "on" or "off," indicating that a parent has entered or left the room. Typically, POS serves as a request to watch your language, so you don't get fucked up by your parents for using foul language, smoking pot, sneaking out at night, or other teenage antics. POS has a large number of synonyms, one popular one being Code 9. Example: - Honey, put your pants on! POS!

That's mighty white of you - "how nice of you". Don't be too quick to use this expression instead of the hackneyed "thank you" or, at the very least, "God bless you". Most often, this expression is ironic, and shows that a noble deed on the part of a person, who suddenly awakens altruism, is not really that noble from the point of view of its practicality: it looks like you gave a bum a dollar, but he will buy himself some, and the do-gooder in the white coat is standing pretty and proud of himself, though he has nothing to be proud of. Example: - That's mighty white of you to call me here!

Nuclear option - the word describes an extreme response to a certain situation, a last resort measure or remedy. If we do not consider the meaning of the word in a political context (the procedure for the U.S. Senate to make a decision with a regular rather than an absolute majority), then Nuclear is not always about weapons, in this case the problem is solved "in the core", and sometimes it comes to the absurd, such as blocking in social networks guy for the likes of another girl, or calling an exterminator when one cockroach is found in the apartment. Example: - Burning her ex's car, that's a nuclear option.

Teacher's pet - literally means "teacher's little pet". Certainly, every school has a student, who is almost fed from the hands of the teacher - so he is a favorite. And everything would be fine, if this sweetheart would get his grades and good attitude towards him not so much through knowledge, as through gifts, set-ups, and rat-fixing. Needless to say, the only one who loves him in class is his teacher. And he gets what he wants, the little bastard, and you can feel how far he will go when he leaves the school. Example: - Never rat us out again, fucking teacher's pet!

Wackjob is the office mouse, the nerdy employee, who arrives at work before everyone else, as if he has nothing else to do. Such people are normally ignored, not invited for a drink after the shift and ignored in every way in the team. It would seem that a wackjob is neither a snitch nor a rat, but because of his restraint, social awkwardness and blind perfectionism, such an employee does not cause a desire to communicate with him. Taking the word itself apart, "wack" translates as "bad, uninteresting, boring," and "job" in this case means "person," as strange as that may sound. Example: - I can spy with my little eye...a goddamn wackjob!

First-year fridget is a "pristine, innocent flower" in Ireland. Or, more precisely, a 12 or 13 year old teenager who hasn't met or kissed anyone yet. It's a wonderful age when you can be teased by friends who have already experienced the delights of adulthood. To avoid teasing, guys try to find a girlfriend before their first year of high school. Hence, in fact, the first year in the name. And if you've hit on a chick, great, now you can brag to your friends about what a brutal male you are at 12. Example: - If I were you, I'd like to rest a first-year fridget.

To hang by a thread - to be on the verge of death The ruler of Syracuse, Dionysius the Elder, not unlike our current "leaders," was furious with a courtier named Damocles, who was too zealous in licking his ass (sorry). To remind Damocles of how precarious his position was, he commanded that a sword be tied to the ceiling and seated the sycophant directly beneath it during another feast. Thus Damocles' life was on the brink of coming to an end. This story was told by none other than Cicero, demonstrating that his own privileges, alas, are not eternal. Our current rulers, for some reason, try not to think about this, and in vain... Example: - Fuck it all! My life hung by a thread!

Never have I ever - a drinking game better known as "I've never". People with alcohol gather in a circle and take turns making all sorts of statements, like "I've never fallen for a cheat," who did it - drink, and then tell how it happened, especially since you can't get away from the story, curious drinking buddies will make you do it. Of course, the questions are different, and it's a great way to get more than one skeleton out of the closets of your friends and comrades. Moreover, in such a game there is always someone who will give a statement regarding personal life, sexual orientation, problems with the law, etc. Fun in general, but spare your liver. Example: - Never have I ever h...

Chew 'n' spew - literally "chew and spit". Another dose of slang from the land of kangaroos, emus ostriches, and other game, including the linguistic land of Australia. Behind this uncomplicated name hides fast-food restaurants, to which the speaker has an aversion and distrust. The quality of food in such eateries, most often Chinese, leaves a lot to be desired, so spitting food is not the worst thing that can happen to you. Example: - Restaurant? It's not even a chew 'n' spew, it's worse!